Photo Album Page 6ak : The Legend of Barney
! Barney is a much loved toy monkey who was relegated to the attic
some fifteen years ago as Caroline grew up. Last year we did a purge of toys
from the attic. Many of them travelled North to be sold into slavery at a toy
sale orchestrated by the provisional wing of the Bedfordshire Women's Institute
(Roger's mother is one of their more notorious hit-men). Toys like Barney -
which were especially loved - were, of course, exempt from this mild form of
ethnic cleansing. Calamity - Caroline couldn't find Barney,
had he perhaps been erroneously transported to the colonies of Bedfordshire
?
Rogers Mum remembered seeing a monkey among the evacuees, so she rushed up to
the toy sale and paid a huge ransom to free the toy while Roger had to drive a 160 mile round trip to rescue
it; only to return home to find that he'd rescued a second
class "lookalike" monkey and the real Barney had been discovered
and was sitting in Rogers place in the conservatory !

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